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• pyronecroboviphile

  • Marie! - The cult classic that started it all. Marie! tells the epic tale of how one man's all-consuming obsession with a nonexistant shot with this cruel, heartless woman annoyed and amused his online pals.
  • obsession - Here's a creepy little ditty for you.
  • Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - An enthusiastic cover of one of TMBG's most famous covers. I didn't figure out until after the CD was done that it was actually written by some yokels calling themselves "The Four Lads". Whatever. In my mind, this song is inextricably linked to Plucky Duck, so that shows you just how cultured I am.
  • Five-String Guitar Improv - I busted a string on my guitar, so I retuned it all crazy-like and made stuff up.
  • Three-String Guitar Blues - By popular demand, here is what is in my opinion the most embarassing thing ever recorded.

• kräkbébé

  • The Shatner Remix - A techno dance mix of William Shatner's abomination, "Mr. Tambourine Man."
  • Locked Out - A piano piece that I wrote years ago, now with improvised guitar, pump organ, humming robots, and plastic candy tub smacking added.
  • Locked Out... Naked - Here's the song, performed the way I actually wrote it, without all the improv noise on top.
  • Sub-Zero - That wacky song off the Mortal Kombat soundtrack, only now, with toy accordians and a trombone bit. Tasty three-part harmonies turned out better than I thought they did.
  • Rain - A kind of pretty, sad, instrumental piece that I wrote one day while it was raining.
  • Prozac The Bear (puddic mix) - Bizarre tune based on the bizarre online comic strip, Triangle and Robert. The creator of said strip made a music video for it.
  • Her - An instrumental about love.
  • Dinosaurz With Attitude - This comic, set to music.

• microsongs

  • Things To Do In New York - The song that kicked off the idea for the album. Written for Songfight. A capella. 30 seconds. A harbinger of things to come.
  • My Son Is A Cold-Hearted Gangster And I Need A Hug - Love me.
  • I Refuse To Sleep In The Old Haunted Castle - Spoookey.
  • Hand Me Your Top Hat, I Think I'm Gonna Throw Up - Jaunty!
  • Sir, I'm Not Sure Why The President Was Dressed In Women's Clothing - To feel close to the women, stupid.
  • You Call That A Ham Sandwich? - Cacophonous!
  • You Have Very Large Nostrils For Such A Small Gentleman - Where did you get 'em?
  • Is It The Red Button Or The Green Button That Disarms The Bomb? - Thrilling!
  • I Would Like To Reserve A Seat - Smelly!
  • It's Not Serious - No, really, don't make a fuss.
  • Fuck - Expletive!
  • What Time Does The Bank Close? - In a hurry!

• the dave thomas the cowboy ep

  • Dave Thomas The Cowboy - The life story of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas, in an alternate Old West universe.

• twister: the musical

  • Me, Joe - Thrill as Bill Paxton furiously attempts to emote!

• the beautiful sounds of glorious trainwrecks

  • The Alien Zit (Love Theme From Alien Zit 2000) - From the soundtrack of a remake of a QBasic game I wrote when I was eleven. Basically the pinnacle of human endeavour.
  • The Spittunian Polka - Another tune from Alien Zit 2000; this one is rather more accordion-heavy.
  • Hatworld: World of Hats - A theme song that I wrote for my good friend Six Second Fiesta for his upcoming game of the same name.

• unfinished, random crap

  • Purple Monkey Dishwasher - A percussive sample of a saucy Brit saying "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" and a hacked-to-bits, unrecognizable sample of me saying "I fucking love pie" produce this gem.
  • Leprechaun - Livestock at Large successfully forays into barbershop, with this a capella rendition of a classic folk tune written by the same saucy Brit mentioned above. Four- and sometimes five-part harmonies!
  • Classical Gas - Just foolin' around.
  • She's An Angel - This TMBG cover has great harmony. I have no idea why I didn't put it on Pyronecroboviphile.
  • Brian Is Cool - My friend tre gave me some lyrics. I wrote her the music instead of studying for a calculus final. Everybody wins.
  • These Eyes (unfinished) - This is what that Guess Who song sounds like in my head.

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